(Poll created March 9, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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*IF* the national EAS system was activated at the White House, and announced that a suspected nuclear weapon had been found 50 miles from you and may go off, what would you do about that?

Wrap myself in a mattress and hide in the closet
Look at the Drudge Report
Check on my elderly neighbors to see if they are okay
Dial 911 and ask what to do
Pray to God
Start digging my fallout shelter
drive it to white house so they could take a look
Check the wind direction
Fill my bathtub with water
Put on my tinfoil suit
Pick up my kids from school
Call my stock broker and scream "SELL!"
Call Congress and demand they do something
Run to the supemarket and buy food
Go to the ATM and withdraw money
Start putting marshmallows on sticks
STand by to pass Ecom traffic on the MARS NET
Whatever President Obama told me to do
Email DearLeader@Whitehouse.gov asking him to disarm it for us!!!
Duck and Cover
Get in my car and start driving to a safe place
Demand the NSA collect phone records of every American to connect the dots
Book a plane seat to Australia
Load my guns and get ready
Turn on Fox News
Have a beer
Hunker down to avoid the Gamma rays and prepare for the Alpha and Beta particles
Use my cell phone to call people I love and say "goodbye"
Ask to see President Obama's long form birth certificate
Read de Maupassant ... or something
Turn off the TV/Radio
Nothing
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