First Lady Michelle Obama has started a "mentoring" program at the White House for a group of DC Area teenage girls. What do you think she will try to teach these young women?

 How to choose a tasteful handbag
 How to exclude males from important social events
 How to grow a garden in your back yard
 It's okay to be gay
 How to use children for a photo op then discard them
 Ducking bullets on the way to the grocery store
 How to choose a good husband
 How to get your man to not smoke in the house
 How to make your man understand the sacrifice of going on a trip to Europe
 How to get an abortion without telling your social worker
 Working for world peace
 How to choose the right church
 Understanding the US Constitution
 How to apply to be a White House intern
 The virtues of the 5 pillars of Islam
 How to kick poor people out of your hospital and have them thank you
 Choosing the correct fork to eat arugula at a state dinner
 How to earn money to pay for college
 Not much
 How to hate white people
 How to turn curtains and tablecloths into formal attire
 how to apologize for america
 How to use government to the greatest advantage

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