(Poll created January 21, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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A reputable polling organization calls you and asks you to participate in a poll about Christian bigotry against Islam.

What do you do?

Tell them the truth
I don't have a phone
Ask about the poll in Saudi Arabia about anti-Christian bigotry
Tell them my name is Morris Dees
Tell them I'm a muslim - Allah Akbar
Deny that I'm a Christian
Tell them to kiss my red, white and blue American ass.
Pretend that I'm late for church and have to go
Hang up the phone
Open their eyes as to why their poll is inflammatory.
Ask if the Department of Homeland Security is funding the survey
Play audio of Daniel Pearl's head being cut off
Tell them what they want to hear
My phone will NOT accept calls from strangers
I refuse to answer this question
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