(Poll created January 21, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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A reputable polling organization calls you and asks you to participate in a poll about Christian bigotry against Islam.

What do you do?

Tell them the truth
Ask if the Department of Homeland Security is funding the survey
Tell them my name is Morris Dees
My phone will NOT accept calls from strangers
Play audio of Daniel Pearl's head being cut off
I don't have a phone
Tell them to kiss my red, white and blue American ass.
Tell them I'm a muslim - Allah Akbar
Ask about the poll in Saudi Arabia about anti-Christian bigotry
Hang up the phone
Pretend that I'm late for church and have to go
Open their eyes as to why their poll is inflammatory.
Deny that I'm a Christian
Tell them what they want to hear
I refuse to answer this question
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