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Your 11 year old neighbor girl mentions in conversation that last night she had a glass of wine with dinner at home with her parents.

What do you do now?

Call Roman Polanski for pick up lines.
Dial 911
Ask her what she thinks about drinking wine with dinner
Talk to the parents about this next time I see them
Show her your wine collection
Call child protective services
Do nothing at all, aside from mind my own business
Pray for her soul
Say "That's nice" and change the subject
Discuss John, Chapter 2
Offer her some vodka
Investigate whichever cult they belong to.
Marvel that someone actually has dinner with their children
Ask about the vintage of the wine
You realize you've woken up in France and wonder how you got there.
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