(Poll created March 1, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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According to USA Today, chicken wings are so popular now that the prices are the highest they have been since the 1970s...

What should the Federal Government do about this?

Pass out vouchers to poor people for free wings
Allow nobody to eat wings so everyone has none and we're equal
Conduct hearings with baseball players and GM automotive competitors.
Produce PSAs warning about the dangers of choking on a wing
Produce TV shows warning of Peak Wings
Impose a wing tax
Release NOW the Porkulus funds earmarked for the development of a 3 wing chicken
Tax profits from selling wings at 95%
Impose price controls on wings
Order like the rest of us ... and SHUT the HELL UP!
Fund university research into the gender inequity of wing consumption
Give USDA $100 billion more to study how to get more from each wing seed planted
Fine USA today for creating a panic
Allow chicken breast to be called "boneless wings"
Write a song...so we call all "Wing Along"
Create a rationing system for wings
Stay out of our lives !!!!!
Require chickens to have 4 wings
End the ethanol from grain subsidy
Leap from tall buildings with a distictive capon.
Release wings from the Federal Emergency Wing Reserve
Conduct a survey to see if rich people are hoarding wings
Nothing.
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