(Poll created March 9, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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*IF* the national EAS system was activated at the White House, and announced that a suspected nuclear weapon had been found 50 miles from you and may go off, what would you do about that?

Book a plane seat to Australia
Email DearLeader@Whitehouse.gov asking him to disarm it for us!!!
drive it to white house so they could take a look
Start putting marshmallows on sticks
Turn on Fox News
Whatever President Obama told me to do
Start digging my fallout shelter
Look at the Drudge Report
STand by to pass Ecom traffic on the MARS NET
Put on my tinfoil suit
Duck and Cover
Check the wind direction
Have a beer
Ask to see President Obama's long form birth certificate
Check on my elderly neighbors to see if they are okay
Run to the supemarket and buy food
Demand the NSA collect phone records of every American to connect the dots
Pick up my kids from school
Dial 911 and ask what to do
Call Congress and demand they do something
Fill my bathtub with water
Load my guns and get ready
Wrap myself in a mattress and hide in the closet
Read de Maupassant ... or something
Use my cell phone to call people I love and say "goodbye"
Get in my car and start driving to a safe place
Go to the ATM and withdraw money
Pray to God
Hunker down to avoid the Gamma rays and prepare for the Alpha and Beta particles
Call my stock broker and scream "SELL!"
Turn off the TV/Radio
Nothing
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