(Poll created July 18, 2010)
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If you eat Deer Antler Velvet, you will...

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Have an urge to go run around a Wal-mart
Sleep better
be labeled as insane in the membrane.
Puke!
Attract hot chicks
Prevent HIV/AIDs
Cure colds
Develop a craving for buck lure
Cough up furballs
Start regrowing hair on your bald head
Clog your digestive tract with spackle
Have an urge to eat Queen Bee Pollen
give birth to more Democrats.
Have less money
die
Reverse the aging process
Break your heroin addiction
Get addicted to heroin
Lose weight
Have a better sex life
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