(Poll created September 3, 2010)
Submitted by editor

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Imagine that you're standing on the beach in 1492 when the ships of Christopher Columbus come into view.

What would you do?

Go get my gun from my gun safe
Ask for his birth certificate and inspect the boat for anchor babies.
Swim out to the boat
Get my long bow and sharpen my arrow tips
Roll out my fruit stand to sell bananas
Open the Casino for business
Convert to Christianity
Light a bonfire on the beach
Hop on my horse and ride to the village
Write the date down in my diary
Ask..Any women on board?
Put on my special loincloth
Tell Columbus he's in North America, not India
Kiss my ass goodbye
Thank God for the Second Amendment
Thank God for Divine Providence
Report to my village that I saw a UFO
Examine the ship using my binoculars
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