Hi, Andy. Been off your meds long?
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The only animal I want to kill is a human threatening me or my family.
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Well, maybe I'm a bad shot and need ten bullets.
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Did I get drunk and end up in New York?
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Jeez, and I thought your daddy was a loonie. Go figure.
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Why don't I just put my size 10 up your a$$?
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'No one' as in law abiding citizens?
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I didn't buy my gun for the purpose of killing deer!
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"Want to see my assault rifle?"
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Great another Bar ruined...
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I'm not a deer hunter, Bubba.
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I think you are in the wrong kind of bar...
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There are no 4 legged deer in Manhattan
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I'll move to another stool.
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swift rabbit punch ot gut followed by right cross to the jaw
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Time to call a cab
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Bullet 1 woke up the bear.. thus 2 thru 10
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hmmm I might, dear
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You're right... 30 is better.
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Yes, sir. You are entirely correct, sir. Don't hurt me.
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I don't go to bars
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That's exactly what the people need to hear.
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Andrew Coumo Loves phallic symbols
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ban assault pencils
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My rifle doesn't hold 10 rounds
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