(Poll created March 30, 2013)
Submitted by wotboa

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The China National Symphony Orchestra is on tour in America. Do you have your tickets yet?

Rosie O'Donnell will be shopping for a new daughter.
I don't understand music in Chinese.
Front row center!
Tickets? The musicians are looking for tickets out of China.
I won't pay money to listen to a communist funded band.
The Chinese don't know Bach from their backside.
I love the symphony, but, no way in hell.
Yes. I just sent my Mao suit to the cleaners.
Since when did China approve of Western culture?
There will be a mass defection.
I bet they paid for the trip with US Dollars.
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