(Poll created March 12, 2009)
Submitted by editor

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Your child scores 5 goals in their soccer game. After the game is over, you:

get the $20 bet from the parent on the other team
Move to Mexico
make a movie from your cell phone camera and post it on YouTube
apologize to the other coach for your child's unsportsmanlike conduct
go home and watch Oprah on the DVR
apologize for using twitter on your cell phone and not noticing
take them to a psychologist to discuss their guilt
Search for a league with better teams
discuss the importance of sharing the ball with their team
Tell him he needs to start playing a sport like all Americans
say nothing, because keeping score is for bullies
I don't have children, so I have no opinion
let them choose what is for dinner tonight as a reward
Take the opposing goalie and his parents to dinner
start looking for a sports agent to get them a pro contract
Have a hot buttered rum to sooth my vocal cords.
Congratulate your child for having an extraordinary game.
Congratuate your child for practicing &show him what hard work can achieve
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