(Poll created November 11, 2009)
Submitted by editor

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When you see organic beef in a grocery store, which of the following are probably true?

Their poop was organic
The meat is more nutritious
The cows were made pregnant by a bull, not a vial of semen
The cows vote democrat
It's going to cost a lot more
There not made from recycled plastic
The cattle ate grass in a pasture, not grain in a feed lot
They were slaughtered in a more humane way
The cattle were raised locally
Cleanup on aisle 3!
Some great capitalist is making millions of off the failure of education
No fertilizer was used
The meat may taste like plastic, be stringy and bloated with parasites.
No herbicides were fed to the cattle
The farmer's children named each animal
I don't care - I don't eat meat
The meat is fresher
They don't let cows in my grocery store
The cattle were happier
You're going to make a tree hugger happy -- and rich.
The male cattle were castrated
Nolan Ryan beef not sold here !
The program is a fraud.
Labels mean nothing
I'm going to shop in a different section.
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