How did you know I was awake?

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I'm addicted to Coast to Coast

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That's none of your damn business

(30)
I work 3rd shift

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That's a lie! I am asleep

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I'm a vampire

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I'm allergic to sun light

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I took Ambien and I'm sleep typing

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I'm an SRG tester for the night shift

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I'm a polymath; can't stop learning. Get some good stuff here; best when awake.

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I'm hiding under the covers with a flashlight

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Snoring husband!

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I'm waiting for the Tsunami

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I'm a night owl

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I'm in Europe/Asia - it's not night here

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Must level up my PyroMage!!!

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Succes never sleeps

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I work 2nd shift

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I'm listening to Midnight in the Desert

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I deliver newspapers

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Dopamine levels make this the best time for programming.

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