Inspired by Clemente Moore and Donkey Cartel<\/p>\n
http:\/\/abcnews4.com\/news\/crime-news\/rapper-donkey-cartel-killed-in-officer-involved-shooting-at-charlotte-mall-christmas-eve<\/a> ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mall The children were distracted by iPhones in their hands; When out In the food court there arose such a clatter, When what to my wondering eyes did appear, More rapid than eagles the unarmed security guards they came, As victims that before hurricane Katrina sat idly by, And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the floor He was dressed all in fake gold, from his head to his Adidas, His eyes\u2014how they just stared! his dimples, how droopy! And the shine on his Ruger was as white as his crack; He had a broad face and a little round abs A blink of his eye and a twisting of his head And writhing in his agony; he turned with a jerk, And away my YouTube video uploaded to the cloud in a flash.<\/p>\n But I heard him moan, ere he ended his short life, Inspired by Clemente Moore and Donkey Cartel http:\/\/abcnews4.com\/news\/crime-news\/rapper-donkey-cartel-killed-in-officer-involved-shooting-at-charlotte-mall-christmas-eve http:\/\/myfox8.com\/2015\/12\/26\/armed-man-killed-in-north-carolina-mall-identified-as-rapper-donkey-cartel\/ ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mall Shoppers were hurrying, including the louse; The ammo clips were filled with bullets with care, In hopes that the other gang … Continue reading
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\nShoppers were hurrying, including the louse;
\nThe ammo clips were filled with bullets with care,
\nIn hopes that the other gang soon would be there;<\/p>\n
\nWhile visions of sugar-candy bombs danced in their heads;
\nAnd mamma on her iPad and I in my VR helmet,
\nHad just settled our brains for a long cyber sex,<\/p>\n
\nI sprang from my screen to see what was the matter.
\nAway to the Foot Locker I flew like a flash,
\nopened my camera and turned on the flash.
\nThe glow of the LED lights of the ornaments above,
\nGave a lustre of cheer to the people below,<\/p>\n
\nBut a guy with a handgun and blood on the floor,
\nWith a hoodie so slick and rap tunes full of shit,
\nI knew in a moment he must be Donkey Cartel.<\/p>\n
\nAnd he laughed, and shouted, and called them bad names:
\n“Now, Rent-a-cops ! now, Murderers! now racists and Thugs!
\n#blacklivesmatter and Obama will stop you, too!
\nTo the top of the stairs! to the top of the mall! Now eager white shoppers run away all!”<\/p>\n
\nWhen they meet with a threat, cry for more gun free zones and more cameras
\nSo out to the parking lot exits they flew
\nWith the bags full of jewelry, and Star Wars action figures too\u2014<\/p>\n
\nThe shoes of an off duty policeman running with care
\nAs Donkey Cartel drew up the gun, and was turning around,
\nThe rapper star’s head exploded as he was hit with a round.<\/p>\n
\nAnd his clothes were all soiled with blood And his feces
\nA hoodie he had flung on his back,
\nAnd he looked like a burglar just prying opening the door.<\/p>\n
\nHis cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
\nHis droll little mouth was sagging below,<\/p>\n
\nThe stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
\nAnd the smoke, it encircled his head like a tight noose;<\/p>\n
\nThat shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of chronic
\nHe was thin and gaunt, a right sorry young punk,
\nAnd I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;<\/p>\n
\nSoon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
\nHe spoke not a word, but will go straight to the morgue,<\/p>\n
\nAnd ponting his middle finger up in the air
\nAnd giving a nod, up to rapper heaven he rose;
\nHe sprang to his ride, to his gang gave a whistle,<\/p>\n
\n\u201cBlack Lives matter, allah akbar, and to all da bitches I slapped, a good night!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"