? John?
\n? Yes Dear?
\n? What do you think about Trump?
\n? Anything in particular?
\n? You know, the tape… ?
\n? I guess you’re glad you married me instead of a rich guy
\n? My mom still says I made a mistake
\n? Well, I can’t argue with your mom
\n? So, do you remember when I was pregnant with my child?
\n? Our child, dear
\n? Whatever. Were you chasing other women when I was fat like Porky the pig?
\n? Of course not. You are my one and only true love \u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f
\n? Can you prove that?
\n? Of course not, dear – it is impossible to prove a negative.
\n? It wasn’t nice to call me Porky the Pig. ?
\n? I never called you Porky the Pig
\n? But you didn’t correct me.
\n? That’s because you are always right, dear.
\n? So you admit you cheated on me? ?
\n? What is on the DVR to watch tonight?
\n? I’ve decided to vote for Hillary. We will be Stronger Together.?\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d?
\n? That’s nice dear. I still plan on voting for Trump
\n? Do you ever want to grab my pussy again?
\n?…
\n? Well?
\n? Sorry, I was just thinking about buying you a present tomorrow
\n? Oh really? What did you have in mind? Some trinket? ?
\n? No, I am going to buy you a copy of the Quran
\n? What ??? Why would you do that?
\n? Because I love you dear. After the Syrian refugees? Down the street cut off my head with a machete, if you know a few Quran verses in Arabic, maybe they won’t kill you
\n? But that will never happen. You have a gun to protect me ?
\n? Not after Hillary takes office, I won’t. Want to go shopping for clothes next weekend? You could use a few new outfits, maybe something in black
\n? As long as it is all natural fabrics, that would be good
\n? I hear that black is good to wear in the desert inside the tents. Have you ever ridden a camel? ?
\n? I would kill myself before I would let myself be taken as a sex slave in a harem
\n? You have the right to do whatever you want. I’m going to sleep now.?
\n? No you’re not. This conversation is not over
\n? ???
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