Breaking news from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. <\/p>\n
After decades of providing the #fakenews that a rodent in Western Pennsylvania has the ability to cause global climate change, the era of repeating the same mistake year after year is about to come to an end.<\/p>\n
A man has to have a dream, you know what I mean?<\/p>\n
In November, the official White House turkey will be sacrificed on the front lawn on live TV and be cooked for dinner by Melania instead of being pardoned for a crime it didn’t commit. American men will be great again! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Breaking news from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. After decades of providing the #fakenews that a rodent in Western Pennsylvania has the ability to cause global climate change, the era of repeating the same mistake year after year is about to come to … Continue reading