{"id":534,"date":"2011-05-06T20:53:28","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T00:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/?p=534"},"modified":"2011-05-06T20:55:59","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T00:55:59","slug":"unauthorized-elevator-riding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"Unauthorized elevator riding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/valley.newhavenindependent.org\/index.php\/archives\/entry\/Shelton_Elevator_Overcrowding_Draws_Emergency_Response\/\">Stuck between floors<\/A><\/p>\n<p>The Headmistress says she will not tolerate students riding the elevator in the school without using an authorized identity card.   This infraction cannot go unpunished!   <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps they were too tired to walk up the stairs without their sugary soft drinks.<\/p>\n<p>This country will not be safe until every person has a felony conviction on their record (except the government employees, that is)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuck between floors The Headmistress says she will not tolerate students riding the elevator in the school without using an authorized identity card. This infraction cannot go unpunished! Perhaps they were too tired to walk up the stairs without their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/?p=534\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":536,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions\/536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}