Qadaffi (or more likely his son) is making the point that this business about banks and countries “Freezing” Libyan government assets has the potential to destroy the international banking system in the long run….\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Let’s spin a little story…<\/p>\n
Bank VP:\u00a0 Hello, and welcome to the 1st Bank of Geithner
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 Good morning, nice to see you.
\nBank VP:\u00a0 How can I help you today?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 I’m here to close my bank account.\u00a0 I would like the money in $100 bills, please
\nBank VP:\u00a0 I’m sorry to hear that.\u00a0\u00a0 What is the account number?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 I’m not sure – but you’ll find it under “Bill Jablonski”
\nVP:\u00a0 Uh, so what is your connection with this account?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 Well, we’re kind of married
\nVP:\u00a0 So why isn’t he here to close the account?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0\u00a0 Well, we kind of had a fight last night
\nVP:\u00a0 Okay, I see the account – your name is not on the account as a co-owner of the account.\u00a0\u00a0 Would you mind if I call up Mr Jablonski and discuss this with him?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 I had his phone turned off
\nVP\u00a0 I see.\u00a0\u00a0 So do you have any legal documents from a court – like a judgement – that says he owes you money?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 Damn it!\u00a0 He raped me!\u00a0 Don’t you understand?
\nVP:\u00a0 That has nothing to do with anything.\u00a0 Do you have an order from a judge that says we should give you his money?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 He got me pregnant and made me have an abortion!
\nVP:\u00a0 You could have said “no”.
\nMs Jones: And he smokes pot!
\nVP:\u00a0 So do you have any paperwork?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 So you’re saying rape is OK???? –\u00a0 Hey everyone, this bank says raping helpless women\u00a0is OK!!!!\u00a0\u00a0 Do you have sex with\u00a0the tellers\u00a0in the back room during lunch, too?
\nVP:\u00a0\u00a0 That was uncalled for.\u00a0\u00a0 If you have an issue with him, that’s the job of the police and the courts, not this bank.
\nVP:\u00a0\u00a0 So you said you were married – do you at least have a divorce settlement and order?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 No, I didn’t saw we were married – I said we were sort of married.\u00a0\u00a0
\nVP:\u00a0\u00a0 Well, then there is nothing I can do.\u00a0 It’s his money.
\nMs Jones:\u00a0\u00a0 You mean I slept with him for all these years for nothing?
\nVP:\u00a0\u00a0 Well, you’re an adult and you made that decision.\u00a0 It’s none of my business.
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 *sigh*…. without this money, I’m going to have to go back to pole dancing at that strip club….\u00a0 but I doubt I’ll get the kind of tips I used to get when I as young and pretty.\u00a0 He’ll kill me if he finds out – do you want that on your conscience?
\nVP:\u00a0 Do you need help finding your way to the exit?
\nMs Jones:\u00a0 You’re going to regret this….
\nVP: Oh?\u00a0 [presses red button under the desk]<\/p>\n
While Saudi Arabia probably wants Qadaffi gone, they’ve got to be looking at this banking freeze thing, and other\u00a0countries seizing the Libyan assets in their country\u00a0and wondering\u00a0 “Could they do this to us tomorrow?\u00a0\u00a0 What\u00a0could we do to stop it?\u00a0 Why should we keep pumping oil if all that’s going to happen is they steal our money”…..\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n
Keep in\u00a0mind the Arab world already believes the world is run by the\u00a0 so-called\u00a0“Jewish Banking System” – the one that breaks Islamic law by charging interest and paying interest.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 They don’t need a lot of motivation to try some other approach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Qadaffi (or more likely his son) is making the point that this business about banks and countries “Freezing” Libyan government assets has the potential to destroy the international banking system in the long run….\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Let’s spin a little story… Bank … Continue reading