{"id":8081,"date":"2013-08-21T12:06:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T16:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/?p=8081"},"modified":"2013-08-22T11:15:51","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T15:15:51","slug":"nfl-to-ban-34000-crocodile-skin-purses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/?p=8081","title":{"rendered":"NFL to ban $34,000 crocodile skin purses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/q13fox.com\/2013\/08\/13\/new-nfl-policy-limits-bag-types-for-hawks-games\/#axzz2bsYqhSqY\">Story<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Planning to go to an NFL game?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nfl.com\/qs\/allclear\/index.jsp\">New NFL Rules<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll need to carry a see through purse so that the people around you can see your tampons and birth control pills &#8211; you never know, someone might try to sneak a pressure cooker into an NFL game inside a big purse.<\/p>\n<p>You can never be too safe.   Having people really at the game is becoming kind of not necessary anyhow. &#8211; Just paint in CGI fake audiences and canned crowd noise, and nobody will notice the difference.   To avoid players being getting head injuries, maybe the games should become simulations of what would have happened if those players actually played the game.   <\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t beat success.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Story Planning to go to an NFL game? New NFL Rules You&#8217;ll need to carry a see through purse so that the people around you can see your tampons and birth control pills &#8211; you never know, someone might try &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/?p=8081\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[108,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collapse-of-america","category-individual-liberty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8081"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8087,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8081\/revisions\/8087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streamingradioguide.com\/startingover\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}