The EuroZone is falling apart, North Korea and China are pushing towards war, and our leader is busy playing basketball at Fort McNair.
He now has 12 stiches in his lip after being hit in the mouth by an elbow during a pickup basketball game.
Is this the change you hoped for?
I feel so relieved in the sure knowledge that B. Hussein Obomber is standing watch over the nation, even as the world smolders ever closer to conflagration. A fat lip only makes him look even more manly. I respect our president.
Only not very much.