President George W Obama has announced the first deployment of US military assets on land in Kunesia to enforce his unilateral demands that Saddam Qaddafi step down as leader of Iraqya. Fox News is reporting that his military has been involved in widespread unspeakable crimes against his own people. He is widely known within the intelligence community to have sought the ability to create weapons of mass destruction, and expressed his suppor for whoever was behind the 9/11 attacks. He also hates puppies.
Economic Sanctions will be imposed by the United Nations and the International Community has expressed its disapproval in the strongest possible terms. The Iraqyan children will be throwing flower petals at the feet of the American soldiers coming to liberate them, according to well placed sources within the Obusha administration.
Fearing a Humanitarian crisis caused by the economic sanctions imposed by the United Nations, President Barack Busha announced that US military transport planes will be sent to the Tuwaiti / Libyqi border to protect the Oil resources and evacuate the infant children from the premie ward in the hospital being held at gunpoint with a knife to their throats.
The TEA party Express has announced that it strongly supports the US military like all patriotic Americans, and that anyone who doesn’t support President Al Biden’s invasion of Libya is a traitor to America. No amount of money from the US Treasury is too much to spread Democracy and Freedom around the world.
Ow! Now back to reality.
Tunisia is the country to the West of Libya that extends North into the Mediterranean. If Italy is a boot and Sicily is the futbol, Tunisia is where italy’s boot will kick Africa in the ass. It’s a very short distance. Italy has a very serious problem if a million Islamic North Africans start streaming in on boats as refugees.
The official description is the military transport planes are going to the border to pick up Eqyptians to take them back to Egypt. I doubt Qaddafi believes that for a second – I sure don’t. Tunisia has a fairly good road system and there is no significant airport near the border. There might be an airstrip big enough to land one c130 at a time.
So when the first “humanitarian relief” flight gets shot down and the Army Rangers hiding inside are killed, what’s the next move?
And then helicopters run into each other on a botched rescue mission and confirm that Barry Osama REALLY IS Jimmy Carter?
Everybody sing along now:
Cmon all you big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
Got hisself in a terrible jam,
way down yonder in Yemen, …er … Libya (shoot, doesn’t rhyme), …er …Tunesia?
Kinda like Deja Vu all over again, eh kiddies?
Hey, as long as it’s for humanitarian reasons, right? But wait – who will take over?
I know, how about the Tunesnian military?
But isn’t it a coup then? Forced on them by the US?
Is anyone in this Administration thinking at all?
George Smith Patton needs to be resurrected and then reinstated as administrator for Tunisia. Then I have a few other ideas in mind for him. He’d LIKE ’em, too.
I hear comments and tend to believe that if people in the area think Europe or the United States is acting like we are intent on recolonizing the Middle East, that could make us the focus of the revolutions more than we already are. The Arab countries hold a lot of cards still, with China more than willing to take advantage – it’s not like they have an issue with killing unarmed civilians dancing around a Statue of Liberty.
Exactly.
It could be for the best humanitarian reasons out there, it will be spun as an invasion by the New Hitler of Iran, AquaVelvaJad.
A Lose – Lose proposition all around.
Barry’s War.
Confirmed we are sending 2 or 4 C-130 planes from Germany.
“There could be a flight as early as tomorrow, but there are still many things to be worked out with this effort, said another official. If a plane does go in tomorrow it would likely bring in the support teams needed to carry out the operation from Tunisia.”
C130s are cargo planes, not passenger planes. If they were carrying paratroopers, they can carry 64 at a time. That’s a lot of trips to Egypt – it’s about 1000 miles from Tunisia to Egypt – the round trip range of a c130.
I wonder how 20,000 unemployed workers returning to Egypt will affect the stability of that govenmrnt.
Have you heard? The Russians, kind of slow awakening, are starting to beef up military presence in Asia, especially air and naval forces in Vladivostok. Mission: China Watch. Don’t you just love a good global version of the series LOST?