If you quit your job and loaded up on Jack Daniels to celebrate that Barack Obama had sought political sanctuary in Paris and the birthers were right after all…. just remember the #1 rule of the Internet – if it’s on the Internet, it MUST be true!
For those of you who missed it, here was the important announcement this morning:
President Obama seeks sanctuary in Paris (AFP)
PARIS (01 Apr 2011)- In a stunning development, former President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama has sought sanctuary in Paris after being denied protection in the Kingdom of Freedonia.
In a shocking revelation, Barack Obama disclosed he was born in Russia as part of a highly secret KGB program to breed Communist deep cover operatives for future important assignments. His biological father was poet Frank Marshall Davis, which is why he has been unable to disclose his truth birth certificate until today. Former President of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev has independently confirmed the facts.
Asked for comment, WorldNet Daily Editor Joseph Farah is quoted as saying “See, I told you so – in fact, this exceeds my wildest dreams!”. Calls to U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton seeking comment were not immediately returned.
During an interview, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan stated that that he was filled with joy at the news and is relieved that the world now knows that Brother Obama has been a Muslim all along. Reverend Farrakhan has urged Mr. Obama to seek permanent refuge in Libya under the generous auspices of their mutual friend Muammar Kaddafi.
Joe Biden will be sworn in as President at 2 PM Eastern time today. According to unnamed reliable sources, President Biden will nominate Senator Al Franken to become Vice President of the United States, subject to the advice and consent of the United States Senate.
Happy April 1st
Hey Art! Now what the hell am I gonna do with all these party hats and cases of champagne? Thanks a lot, fella!