Larry King is retiring. CNN has announced its lineup changes
Larry will be replaced by a guy from the UK whose main credential is having been a judge on America’s most talented.
Also announced was the final details of the new show cohosted by disgraced former govenor of NY Elliot Spitzer.
Final days for CNN? No, Art. I don’t think so. CNN always shall have viewers as long as America produces dolts, dullards, dunces and dumbbells in numbers sufficient to vote into office fellow dolts, dullards, dunces and dumbbells like the naif presently ham-boning in the Oval Office while Rome burns. Annuit Coeptis? I wonder anymore.
Good grief. Has Ted Turner been boozing again?
Ted hasn’t run CNN for a while – he’s living out west busily preparing for the End of the World
True, and I knew that, but that image of plastered Ted crawling out from underneath his desk after his boat won the America’s cup just seems to fit so well with the current programming direction at CNN.
I hold it as truth that boats are not the only things Mr. Turner’s been seen crawling out from under.
Is that an oblique reference to Jane Fonda?