In bedrooms all over America..

? John?
? Yes Dear?
? What do you think about Trump?
? Anything in particular?
? You know, the tape… ?
? I guess you’re glad you married me instead of a rich guy
? My mom still says I made a mistake
? Well, I can’t argue with your mom
? So, do you remember when I was pregnant with my child?
? Our child, dear
? Whatever. Were you chasing other women when I was fat like Porky the pig?
? Of course not. You are my one and only true love ❤️❤️❤️
? Can you prove that?
? Of course not, dear – it is impossible to prove a negative.
? It wasn’t nice to call me Porky the Pig. ?
? I never called you Porky the Pig
? But you didn’t correct me.
? That’s because you are always right, dear.
? So you admit you cheated on me? ?
? What is on the DVR to watch tonight?
? I’ve decided to vote for Hillary. We will be Stronger Together.?‍❤️‍?
? That’s nice dear. I still plan on voting for Trump
? Do you ever want to grab my pussy again?
?…
? Well?
? Sorry, I was just thinking about buying you a present tomorrow
? Oh really? What did you have in mind? Some trinket? ?
? No, I am going to buy you a copy of the Quran
? What ??? Why would you do that?
? Because I love you dear. After the Syrian refugees? Down the street cut off my head with a machete, if you know a few Quran verses in Arabic, maybe they won’t kill you
? But that will never happen. You have a gun to protect me ?
? Not after Hillary takes office, I won’t. Want to go shopping for clothes next weekend? You could use a few new outfits, maybe something in black
? As long as it is all natural fabrics, that would be good
? I hear that black is good to wear in the desert inside the tents. Have you ever ridden a camel? ?
? I would kill myself before I would let myself be taken as a sex slave in a harem
? You have the right to do whatever you want. I’m going to sleep now.?
? No you’re not. This conversation is not over
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