Want a Krispy Kreme? Go to Red Square

My brother is currently in Russia as a tourist, burning up his frequent flier miles from working as n Obamacare consultant. I thought I would check on the state of American tourism in Russia.

Krispy Kreme on Red Square

What a clever plot! The US military is making Russian children fat so they can’t be soldiers!

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3 Responses to Want a Krispy Kreme? Go to Red Square

  1. Fred Stiening says:

    This is old news, but a Luxembourg investment company acquired KrispyKreme


    Mueller needs to investigate if President Trump eats donuts

  2. Nidster says:

    So the Reviews are 11 – Excellent, 4 Very Good, 1 Average

    Wow! This guy must be very hard to please, and he ate one donut. He gave it the only Average review and is someone from Houston, TX who wrote:
    “Just as good as the KK at home”
    “It was nice to take a little break from all of the Russian food and enjoy one donut. This KK is literally next to Red Square. You can literally throw a donut and hit it, but I advise not to. The original glazed donut is just like I remember it back in the States. The ladies behind the counter were very patient with my lack of Russian. And the establishment was very clean. I would recommend stopping by if you need to sit down and take a break. Since it is cold, come in and order a coffee and relax in their comfortable chairs.”

  3. briand75 says:

    I find myself wondering about the combination of vodka and doughnuts.

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