Breaking news from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
After decades of providing the #fakenews that a rodent in Western Pennsylvania has the ability to cause global climate change, the era of repeating the same mistake year after year is about to come to an end.
A man has to have a dream, you know what I mean?
In November, the official White House turkey will be sacrificed on the front lawn on live TV and be cooked for dinner by Melania instead of being pardoned for a crime it didn’t commit. American men will be great again!
buck sexton today (third hour) interviewing groundhog expert. a couple weeks ago it was the “sloths are the most interesting animals in the world” guy. buck’s happy. kicking back and enjoying life more. premiere deal? or miz molly?
the groundhog day event and the turkey pardoning are fun to cover. sometimes journalists just wanna have fun, too.
Are groundhogs edible? I bet you could make sausage from one.