Alex Jones’s head is about to explode.
Only now can the truth be told that Jaques Cousteau found an iPhone at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea in the 1990s
Alex Jones’s head is about to explode.
Only now can the truth be told that Jaques Cousteau found an iPhone at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea in the 1990s
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I’ve noticed that Russian played backwards makes sense.
Well that explains everything, I knew it couldn’t be just a bunch of hippies inventing all that stuff!
Steve Jobs announced his final retirement today. The Russians got to him.
Do you remember the double agent that they (FSB) fed polonium to? That may explain why Jobs looks so bad.
My guess is he consumed large quantities of aspertame
http://www.forbes.com/2008/07/24/steve-jobs-diet-tech-personal-cx_bc_0724jobs.html
He’s an extreme vegan. For some reason, my brain suggests I’ve seen him carrying around cans of diet soda.
He is about 9 months older than me. I’ll put him on on the wall next to my picture of Jim Fixx and keep drinking my sugary sodas.
Well, I’m standing pat with my theroy, I see Apple loosing their hold after he, as Rush says, assume’s room temperature. Unless the guys replacing him is a visionary type like jobs is but my guess is that he’s probably just a corporate guy.
They said the same thing about Jesus.
I must concur. That is precisely what happened the first time around in the 1990’s… Apple became stale, riding on their name with minimal innovation.
Around 2000 I bought a PowerBook G3; nice hardware, but crappy OS… sold it a year or two later out of total frustration and disgust with the MacOS.
Jobs rescued the company from the ash heap by taking Mac to Unix/OSX. Then, we got the iPod, iPhone, and iPad via the innovation of the founder.
After his departure, I predict Apple will revert to it’s old ways of the 1990’s… focused on share price, cost-cutting, irrational executive compensation, resting on their laurels, superficial updates, techno-stagnation, etc.
Jesus uses Linux 🙂