The Apple / BP / UFO secret

Alex Jones’s head is about to explode.

Only now can the truth be told that Jaques Cousteau found an iPhone at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea in the 1990s

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9 Responses to The Apple / BP / UFO secret

  1. Piquerist says:

    I’ve noticed that Russian played backwards makes sense.

  2. Fortenbras says:

    Well that explains everything, I knew it couldn’t be just a bunch of hippies inventing all that stuff!

  3. Art Stone says:

    Steve Jobs announced his final retirement today. The Russians got to him.

  4. briand75 says:

    Do you remember the double agent that they (FSB) fed polonium to? That may explain why Jobs looks so bad.

  5. Fortenbras says:

    Well, I’m standing pat with my theroy, I see Apple loosing their hold after he, as Rush says, assume’s room temperature. Unless the guys replacing him is a visionary type like jobs is but my guess is that he’s probably just a corporate guy.

    • Art Stone says:

      They said the same thing about Jesus.

    • TheChairman says:

      I must concur. That is precisely what happened the first time around in the 1990’s… Apple became stale, riding on their name with minimal innovation.

      Around 2000 I bought a PowerBook G3; nice hardware, but crappy OS… sold it a year or two later out of total frustration and disgust with the MacOS.

      Jobs rescued the company from the ash heap by taking Mac to Unix/OSX. Then, we got the iPod, iPhone, and iPad via the innovation of the founder.

      After his departure, I predict Apple will revert to it’s old ways of the 1990’s… focused on share price, cost-cutting, irrational executive compensation, resting on their laurels, superficial updates, techno-stagnation, etc.

  6. Fortenbras says:

    Jesus uses Linux 🙂

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