A few months ago, I mentioned that the Wachovia Wells Fargo PGA golf tournament is held very close to my new home. This is the first year I’ve been here to experience what that actually means.
Of course, the main event is still several days away – the main observation is that one local street is closed and the shopping center nearby put up a sign warning people not to park in their parking lot.
I had mentioned my memories from the 1960s of a guy who used to show up at PGA tournaments wearing a John 3:16 T-shirt, and suggested it might be an interesting experience to attend wearing a John 3:16 T-shirt and see if anyone remembers or whether the police would taser me for doing that.
I think you could try the John 3:16 thing. We can help with the costs, but you will need to be sure your Obamacare is in full effect in case they do taser you. We will, of course, help with the deductibles and co-pays!
If I really wanted to push them, I would wear a Marlboro T-Shirt
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/04/23/4860030/fashion-tips-what-to-wear-at-the.html
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