No, not Hugh Hefner or Melania Trump
There have been lingering rumors that Deutsche Bank in Germany is on the verge of collapse. North Korea exploded another nuclear bomb. Hillary has a glint in her ear. The Congress is ready to provoke Saudi Arabia into economic conflict.
Of the 34 individual stocks I own, only one is up as of 11:00. If interest rates shoot up, stocks will go down. The good news is no income tax for this year! 💸